We have a problem

I came back from lunch to an IM saying “we have a problem”.

Do we? I just came back from a delicious lunch where I got to spend an hour away from this office and all the insane people who work here. So no, I don’t think “we” do.

Best of luck figuring it out, Veronica.


Meet Nancy

I was going to give an introduction to each member of the team, but, on second thought, I think it’s best you meet them as they come up. 

So instead I’ll introduce you to only one, who is bound to come up the most often. We’ll call her Nancy.

Nancy started a couple weeks ago. On her first day, she asked where ctrl+alt+del was to login to her computer. She also asked how to Google something. My grandma could’ve answered both of those questions. 

Nancy works in IT. Nancy makes more money than I do. Plz help.